Thieves’ Den

(Imagine #24)

Imagine magazine targeted young novice players, and its main legacy is the rich city setting, Pelinore. Venetia Lee’s take on Thieves Guilds stood out enough that I figured I would take a look.

What’s it about?

Lee presents a thieves' guild not as a centralized location—too vulnerable—but as a decentralized network of mutual aid and exploitation. A cell structure ensures survival even if a branch is eradicated. She explores the guild’s use of child thieves, drawing inspiration from Oliver Twist, and suggests pairing PCs with young apprentices.

She emphasizes the importance of a legitimate cover and examines how thieves operate in lawless cities, including the role of street gangs. The guild exists for training, information sharing, leadership enrichment, and organizing bribes. When designing a guild, she advises considering law enforcement strength, societal attitudes toward crime, city corruption, and the guild’s alignment.

Lee advocates a secretive cell system where members know only their immediate contacts. She estimates 5-15% of the population is involved in or adjacent to the guild, with most being child pickpockets or fences; only a small fraction are true thieves. She recommends detailing only the branch the party interacts with. The article also covers meeting places, spell use in crime, and how authorities counteract/control magic.

Finally, she provides a structured pickpocketing system with five tables covering opportunity frequency, target selection, failure consequences, pursuit mechanics, and hiding attempts. The system works well in practice.

Is this a keeper?

It’s fine. Some solid historical research and a useful pickpocketing system, but the article is long and padded. It’s not a ‘best of’.

Crude But Effective. Simple tactics for humanoids

(Dragon #199)

Derek Jensen explores humanoid tactics with a side of fiction. I loved the Uruk Hai battle manual, so this kind of article is right up my alley.

What’s it about?

It opens with fiction—something I don’t like in my RPGs. Derek argues that most DMs treat humanoids as disposable, but since they live in a constant state of war, they should rely on patrols, ambushes, traps, and tricks with a complexity that varies based on intelligence.

Scouts should be stealthy, fast-moving pairs or trios focused on discovering threats and sounding alarms. Smart monsters might lure enemies into ambushes. Patrols, about a dozen strong leading animals with keen senses, engage intruders while sending a runner to sound the alarm. With the runner away they should disperse. Lawful humanoids execute these plans well, while chaotic ones take a sloppier approach.

Lawful creatures set up permanent ambush sites and consider the approach, height, accessibility, cover, concealment and retreat. Lures and clear trails encourage the enemy to the ambush site. Pits, nets and rockslides prevent escape. Attacks from the dark on torch wielding parties are encouraged.

Humanoid traps are simple like pits, nets and deadfalls. Place them away from daily tribe activity. A few clever tricks are included like using smoke from a fire to disrupt invaders vision—use these sparingly.

The article provides a few tactics covering numbers advantage, ganking casters, reach weapons, defensive terrain (tight tunnels), hit and runs, keeping the pressure up, using fodder and dumb monsters, and the role of a strong leader - perhaps an evil wizard. A smart leader will elevate the humanoids tactics. Always plan an escape or surrender.

Is this a keeper?

Yes. The fiction was a turnoff but the patrol and ambush guidance are solid and feel fitting for humanoids. I love monster tactics, so this one’s a ‘best of’.

A Guide to Dungeon Mastering. Part II: Monsters & Magic & Part III: Some conclusions

(White Dwarf #35 & #36)

I’m combining two articles to wrap up the Lew Pulsipher articles I picked out to read. High hopes!

What’s it about?

In Monsters & Magic, Lew advises against random monster and magic item placement. Avoid homogenous monster groups—balance encounters as you would a party. Consider how monsters interact—slaves, allies, enemies—and place them accordingly. Intelligent monsters should use light to see beyond infravision. While you can kill PCs anytime, that’s not the point - stick to the game's increasing level of difficulty inherent in the dungeon. Monsters should use their magic items, not stash them in chests, and magic should be rare to prevent PCs becoming overpowered headaches. Lastly, don’t be too generous with spell interpretations—high-level magic-users can dominate if unchecked.

In Some Conclusions he reiterates that monsters can do whatever players do. Don’t expect player self-restraint—rein them in. If an item or ability unbalances the game, talk to the player and persuade them to give it up. He also pushes for high-level characters to retire into landownership, then spends too much time discussing ways to get people to stop playing high-level PCs. Clearly, high-level play isn’t his thing, but actively discouraging it seems unnecessary.

Is this a keeper?

Yes—Monsters & Magic is the stronger article, but neither is a “best of.” Too much focus on dismissing high-level play. You can see the groundwork for his Beyond the Rule Book – Procedure and Style Tips, which is the better read.

A Guide to Dungeon Mastering. Part I: Setting up Adventures

(White Dwarf #34)

Lew Pulsipher tends to repeat his advice, making it hard to track where certain tips originated. Hopefully, this Dungeon Mastering series offers some fresh insights.

What’s it about?

Lew suggests generating ideas by reading the rules and considering their implications—what would you do as a beholder? He recommends carrying a notebook to capture ideas immediately, even if they sit unused for months, and reading fiction and folklore voraciously. Borrowing from other DMs and players is encouraged.

He describes two types of adventures: scenarios built around the characters and site-based environments like dungeons. He advises novices to stick with site-based adventures since they’re more resilient to mistakes. I agree they’re more robust, lacking even the hint of rails.

Preparation is key. He recommends pre-rolling wandering monsters, tracking time carefully, and using index cards for quick reference. Status effects should be noted in advance, and miniatures help clarify combat.

For treasure and experience, he suggests adding variety with ancient coins, art objects, and valuable information. Heavy treasure creates logistical challenges. He notes that few use the DMG’s leveling system due to its high gold costs, so he only applies training fees from levels 5+. For advancement he recommends 2 adventures x the level you're going to as about right and believes high level play is broken. In his view, a good DM maintains control with slow advancement and low character deaths.

In closing, he replaces the initiative system with a custom approach and advises against using burning oil.

Is this a keeper?

Yes. Lew’s advice on keeping a notebook, reading widely, favoring site-based adventures, and varying treasure is all solid. While I don’t agree with everything, this is a ‘best of’.

Oldhammer Rogue Trader - Imperial Guard

My first army was Space Orks, but I foolishly sold them to a mate I lost touch with decades ago. Along with them went my Imperial Guard—something I now realize I really liked, especially the early 'Army' labeled models from the Rogue Trader era. A few years back, some of those old minis popped up for sale, and I managed to grab a few—should have bought the whole lot in hindsight. Batch painting them wasn’t exactly fun, but I’m happy with how they turned out. Here are the first couple; I’ll post the rest later.

Command Squad

Astropath

Iron Bonce

Rogue Trader Robot - A friend brough this back from Boil.

That’s life in the big city

(Dragon #99)

The Town Planner series in White Dwarf has worn me down—hopefully, Dragon’s take on cities is an easier read.

What’s it about?

The article emphasizes that fantasy cities shouldn't resemble modern ones but should still be grounded in historical reality. It provides population benchmarks: towns at 2,000 people, cities between 20,000 and 100,000. Russian villages and towns are occasionally cited as examples.

Settlements arise for religious, economic, or political reasons, often forming around crossroads, keeps, or fords. Geography and trade drive their growth—merchants cluster near shrines to attract pilgrims, while villagers take pride in defensive walls of stone or wood, sometimes with moats guarded bridges/drawbridge. Over time, towns outgrow their walls with suburbs forming outside. Tradespeople settle near water, while nobles claim the most defensible spots.

Cities are noisy, with bells tolling, town criers, street vendors singing their wares, and entertainment like jugglers or cockfights. Upper stories overhang streets, turning them into dim, stuffy tunnels. Streets are narrow (8–10 feet), alleys even tighter (3 feet), and traffic accidents frequent. Encounters and hazards are suggested, with piles of refuse in the street and loose pigs, dogs and chickens. A daily disease roll from the DMG is recommended. Stone is reserved for castles and temples—everyone else lives in fire hazards. The description of a medieval inn stay makes it sound miserable. The article closes with an explanation of the guilds' stranglehold on trade and discussion about trade quarters.

Is this a keeper?

Yes. It's an easier read than the Town Planner series and covers similar ground. It helps simulate a medieval European town/city but lacks any nod towards fantasy and doesn’t give adventure ideas. I’m not sure if it's a ‘best of’.

Banditry Inc - A Referee’s Guide to Thieves Guilds

 

(White Dwarf #76)

White Dwarf’s best era for AD&D-focused content spans issues 10–40, with later issues featuring broader system-agnostic material. Here, Olivier Legrand explores thieves guilds—an underdeveloped aspect of the core game.

What’s it about?

The article frames thieves guilds as medieval mafias. Not all thieves are members—muggers operate independently—but specialists like locksmiths and burglars are typically involved. PC thieves, unless incognito, are approached within 24 hours and blindfolded before meeting the guild. Membership requires signing a contract outlining duties and benefits; betrayal means assassination, refusal means exile.  

Guild members owe a 20% cut of all thefts, though it’s unclear if dungeon loot applies. I’d prefer this fee folded into training costs to avoid bookkeeping and player frustration. The guild offers jobs, but this feels best suited to one-on-one sessions, as many party members are not suited to a guild job session. Interestingly, the guild won’t rescue captured members—though I’d allow the guild to have jailers ‘on the take’.

Legrand details guild hierarchy: lieutenants oversee districts or operations (kidnapping, racketeering, recruitment), and the Guildmaster could be anything from a noble with a double life to a crime lord who is either feared or praised by the poorer townsfolk based on how cruel and ruthless they are. The article covers street-urchin apprentices, instructors, specialists, and the make-up of a spy network, with contacts in inns and shops to protect informants. It also explores guild headquarters, political ties, rival factions (merchant guilds, local authorities, assassins), and internal power struggles.

It's worth noting that the guild structure outlined feels less secretive than a cell-based one that I often see. 

Is this a keeper?

Yes. This article not only explains a guilds operation and structure but also provides neat guild based adventure hooks. This is a ‘best of’.

The 7-sentence NPC

(Dragon #184)

I’m wary - Dragon #184 is deep into 2e. C. M. Cline’s short article on creating gameable NPCs gets lots of love online. Is it deserved?

What’s it about?

We put effort into major antagonists and allies but neglect minor NPCs, defaulting to repetitive stereotypes. Guilty as charged—my town watch, innkeepers, and blacksmiths all blend together. Cline offers a fix that keeps the workload manageable: 7 sentences to define an NPC.

• Occupation and History - Consider what the NPC did before their current occupation.
• Physical Description - Hinting at occupation
• Attributes and skills - High and low attributes should figure in the description with numbers called out. Skills seem to be about occupation/interests but seem to be subtly referencing the awful idea of non-weapon proficiencies.
• Values and motivations - This is described as something players can exploit to get the NPC to do a thing. They also help the DM decide how the NPC reacts.
• Interactions with others - Roleplaying cues (loud, obnoxious, condescending etc.).
• Useful Knowledge - Feels more relevant for investigative games.
• Distinguishing feature - Players forget NPC names, but not the bad Irish accent.

Cline provides four examples that prove his point but are too long to use at the table with gameable information hard to find. If implementing his advice brevity and relevance to the game should be front of mind.

Is this a keeper?

No. The 7-sentence technique delivers a long paragraph that could be useful for major protagonists, henchmen, and key town NPCs. My players enjoy engaging with factions in my megadungeon game, so I see its value for factional NPCs. However, I find rolling/picking random personality, mannerism, appearance, and physical detail to be more useful - particularly as it delivers a punchy easy to parse single sentence. This is not making the best-of list—there are simpler ways to make NPCs.

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I applied the 7-sentence approach to an NPC the party will be dealing with in tonight's session. For select NPC's you're sure the party will interact with I can see its use as its too long to use for every tavern keeper and beggar the group interact with - oddly it's the bit part NPCs that the article encourages you to use the 7-sentence approach - that will produce a padded adventure and be a ton of extra work for the DM - it's a bad idea. On further reflection I don't like it anymore. I'd rather roll or pick a random personality, mannerism, appearance and physical detail. You end up with a single punchy sentence rather than the paragraph+ of the 7-sentence NPC. Anyway, here's my 7-sentence effort with Minor Arden Vul spoilers:

Killik

Occupation: Killik is a trusted lieutenant of King Weskenim and charged with running the ‘Wet Caves’. 

Physical: Wiry and battle-scarred, with eyes that gleam with intelligence and a snaggle tooth grin, Killik carries himself with the pride of a ruler.

Attributes: Killik has a wiry strength (attacks as a gnoll) and is a shrewd negotiator.

Values/Motivation: Killik values respect, diplomacy, and the strength of cooperation, striving for stability in the Wet Caves.

Interaction: He speaks in the third person, interacts with charm, confidence, calculation and authority.

Knowledge: He knows about Gog (5-2), Riglon the Varumani (5-54), the troll lifts, goblin town and King Weskenim.

Distinguishing Feature: Speaking in the third person.

Monsters Have Feelings Too

(White Dwarf #38)

Oliver opens with a story showing a contrast: a dull goblin ambush versus a well-planned evil party assaulting a merchant caravan. His point? There's no reason monsters shouldn’t be as tactical as players.

What’s it about?

Monsters—aside from the undead and constructs—value their lives and shouldn’t attack without reason, whether it's racial hatred or sadism. Oliver states 'If a monster can achieve its aims without resorting to out-and-out violence, and therefore putting its life at risk, it should do so'.  Animals are noted as not attacking things that aren’t easy kills. He makes the oft repeated point - if players use oil and poison, so can monsters. He concludes by suggesting you bring the monsters to life just as the players bring life to the PCs.

The article then shifts as Graeme Davis presents ‘Extracts from the Uruk-Hai Battle Manual’. It's a fun brief read and the heart of the article. This well-written, practical guide covers lair defense: terrain, sentries, alarms, force composition, morale, spellcasters, and traps.

Is this a keeper?

Yes. The opening is fine, but the Uruk-Hai Battle Manual is essential, packed with actionable advice for organizing humanoid lairs. A definite ‘best of’.

The Naked Orc - A Study in Orcish Society

(White Dwarf #53)

A short article on Orc’s with lots of evocative John Blanche artwork to fire the imagination.

What’s it about?

Art inspires the reader and elevates RPGs. Russ Nicholson and John Blanche make White Dwarf feel so much bigger. In this article Rufus Wedderburn looks to move orcs beyond their Monster Manual depiction towards Tolkien.

The article introduces various orc types: cowardly Snaga slave-orcs, disciplined Soldier Orcs, elite Uruks, and the fearsome Olag-Hai (an orc-troll hybrid). Stats are provided for males, females, and children—except for the Olag-Hai. However, I find the stats questionable. A base movement of 15’ makes orcs faster than all player races without explanation, though this is easily adjusted. Soldier Orcs are given 2–4 HD, making them too strong for a level 1 party; they will have to fight Snaga instead. 

The various breeds of orc are described, as are the types of leaders they look to, favored weapons and armor, and combat tactics. It also details clan composition, breaking down the ratios of males, females, children, and different orc types.

Is this a keeper?

Yes. Orcs are given variety and fleshed out, returning them to their Tolkien. It provides a model for expanding on a staple humanoid and keeping them credible across levels. This article helps establish orcs as a formidable force in your world—more than fodder, but a rival civilization. I'm adding it to the 'best of'.