‘I would be cross if I had the head of an owl.’ - Berserker king to subjects.
Jana tried to get comfortable in the
cramped tunnel in which the band had chosen to rest. Freedom was close
and the morning promised a fight to remember. She reached for her writing kit
and set about penning a missive.
‘I write to you again Patriarch so
that you might know how I fared and so that you may know what you may one day
need to guard against. My companions are not without ambition and it is my
fervent prayer that they not set themselves against you. It is best that they
channel their aggression upon the denizens of the underworld and spend as
little time in the company of normal men. Milgos posses a sinister cunning,
malicious intelligence and covetous heart, traits no doubt of his dark ancestry. He is however a loyal soul
with a genuine concern for his friend’s welfare. Osric I have not known long
enough to judge though from what I have seen he is a jovial fellow, quick with
a joke and happy to be alive. My thoughts on Ugh should already be clear to
you, little more need be documented.
We had found shelter in a secret
treasure stash where spells were recouped. My rest was interrupted by the
sounds of raised voices. It seemed my companions had found something new to
quarrel about as they argued over who should wear a cloak of elven make which we had
earlier looted. Once that had been resolved and with tensions still simmering
they began arguing about who should posses which potion.
At one stage Ugh pointed at me and said ‘Here little one drink this potion. It shall make you smaller. Hah! You would become so small you would disappear.’
He then laughed riotously at his own humor. I stood there wishing that the murdering cannibal would disappear.
At one stage Ugh pointed at me and said ‘Here little one drink this potion. It shall make you smaller. Hah! You would become so small you would disappear.’
He then laughed riotously at his own humor. I stood there wishing that the murdering cannibal would disappear.
Speaking of disappearing that is
Milgos and now Osric’s modus operandi. Osric donned his elven cloak and Milgos
his ring and the pair scouted ahead of the main group. Their scouting revealed
a bugbear ambush that we easily countered. Then our scouts alerted us to the presence
of ghouls that Milgos lured from their lair with an elaborate attention seeking coughing fit.
At one point in the melee Osric, who had lead the undead a merry chase peppering them
with arrows, was almost pulled down as the terrors caught him with an unexpected burst of speed. Milgos and Ugh came to his rescue hewing into the
horde with their blades and I myself channeled our deity to put the creatures
to flight.
One of the giant shrews young. |
Further exploration found some giant
shrews with a death wish. Osric adopted their young that he hung about him in
harnesses made from the leather scraps that had formed the shrews’ original nest. Our
invisible scouts wandered the many twisting tunnels till they stumbled on more berserkers
like those I mentioned in my prior correspondence. Like the others these berserkers
were mad. Their leader had made himself out to be some sort of king and wore a
decaying threadbare purple carpet as a robe. He ranted about a disloyal subject
nearby who had not paid his taxes and was fomenting rebellion. A bear with the head of
the owl. Having heard enough of his crazed ramblings Milgos threw his voice
with magic. He had one of the 'King's' minions speak in an insulting tone. Thus provoked the king ordered his subject be executed for his
insolent tongue. With one berserker down and figuring enough was enough the rest of the group sprung into
action and put the 'King' and his court to the sword.
Owlbears are always mad. I wonder why? |
More invisible scouting revealed the lair of the owl
bear, a grizzled old brute. It was then that the shrew young Osric had adopted
betrayed the half elf. While he pressed himself tightly against the tunnel wall to
allow the owl bear to pass the young shrews began crying with hunger. The owl bear reacted, lashing out at the noise, for it was a
beast full of spite. Its anger was justified I think for I would be angry if I had the
head of an owl. Osric was badly mauled and as he fled from the creatures
grasp he received a sound swipe. Ugh and his ferocious hyena stepped in and the battle
ended swiftly enough.
Further searching revealed a
gelatinous cube that was dispatched with magic and blade. Milgos coaxed a few
missiles from his wand. The wand glowed dangerously as it blasted the cube. Its prodigious power was on the wane. During the battle with the cube one of
Milgos companions, Betty, had become paralyzed.
‘We must wait for her to recover.’ Milgos insisted.
‘Ugh waits for no one.’ Insisted the half orc as he grabbed the paralyzed warrior by the hair and began dragging her down the closest tunnel. The dark elf ordered the half orc to stop before assigning his henchmen Burke and Burne to aide their fallen companion. Tensions were high.
‘We must wait for her to recover.’ Milgos insisted.
‘Ugh waits for no one.’ Insisted the half orc as he grabbed the paralyzed warrior by the hair and began dragging her down the closest tunnel. The dark elf ordered the half orc to stop before assigning his henchmen Burke and Burne to aide their fallen companion. Tensions were high.
We followed an underground
river stream praying that it would lead us to an exit. Milgos had grown impatient insisting that he was ready to train and that we must
leave immediately.
‘Cease your mewling dark elf.’ Ugh said. ‘I am simply content to kill things, that should be enough for you.’
The rest of the journey was made in silence. The scouts slipped ahead and found the river ended in more caverns. They dispatched a number of kobold guards through trickery and stealth which allowed us to bypass the miserable creatures woeful defences.
‘Cease your mewling dark elf.’ Ugh said. ‘I am simply content to kill things, that should be enough for you.’
The rest of the journey was made in silence. The scouts slipped ahead and found the river ended in more caverns. They dispatched a number of kobold guards through trickery and stealth which allowed us to bypass the miserable creatures woeful defences.
While traipsing through the kobold's
lair the group thought it an opportune time to begin bickering again. This
attracted the kobold leader's attention and he and a small horde came to meet
us. Fortunately for the kobold chief he saw the might arrayed against him and
opted for placation. He seemed most upset that his guards hadn’t told him of
our arrival. We did not tell him that they had been butchered in their
sleep by a pair of merciless elves. The kobold
chief spoke the dog tongue which Ugh speaks to his hyena and so the two got
along famously sharing a meal of spoiled fish.
Desperate for escape Milgos played an
elaborate trick attempting to convince the kobold chief that he was in the presence
of a god of death called Iliach. The god was represented by Milgos disembodied voice cast from the anonymity of
invisibility. The chief went along with this, possibly because he was
eager to see us leave his domain. He pointed out the only exit, through some
narrow tunnels but warned that a fierce red dragon guarded the exit. And so we
prepare. I find it highly likely that many of us will perish during the coming
conflict and so I entrust this missive to one more fortunate than I. I trust it
finds you swiftly.
Yours faithfully Jana.'
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